Frequestly Asked Questions

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I had thought that my site was EXTREMELY clear with do's, don'ts, and services. But for those that still have questions I created this additional page just for you.

If some of these questions sound repetitive, well.... comprehension isn't everyone's strong skill.

Once again, I do MASSAGE, I am not a hooker or escort or someone who is interested in fulfilling or prolonging the "happy" end of the session. There are 100000 woman out there who use massage as a front and offer all of those other things. My focus is the relaxation, the therapy, the massaging of your entire body. 

Its SO simple.. you want a massage with a bonus hand ending, book a session with me. You want to be turned on and aroused for an entire session, PLEASE BOOK ELSEWHERE.

Can I shower before the session?

Yes, the shower is in the room I do the massage in. Its your option to shower before or after or both. 

Do I have to wear a mask or do you wear one?

Hell no, in fact if you show up with one I will ask you remove it immediately. If you need government protocols to feel safe in life, Please book elsewhere. I don't feed the "fear" energy in my space, nor do I want you bringing it inside my space. I use common sense as my protocol. Sheets are changed after every client and I clean the room daily. If you are going out in public and wearing a mask and or gloves, you should probably just stay home until you feel safe anyway.  If you are sick, don't book.

Am I Allowed to touch you?

You can put your hands on the outside of my legs, ass and torso. You are NOT allowed to touch anything on the front of me. 

Your site says "No sexual services"?

This seems to somehow confuse people. "Sexual Services" is a term used to describe the following that I DO NOT DO: penetration of ANY kind, this means no part of your body is allowed to penetrate any part of MY body. So for those who need it spelled out....NO blowjobs, NO sex, NO fingers from you are allowed inside me, NO nude requests, NO sliding, NO prostate massage, NO nuru, NO toys or foreign objects are used during a session, NO part of your mouth is allowed anywhere near any part of my body. And once AGAIN MY HANDS manipulating your muscle tissue and body are the ONLY things used in a session. 

I do not want a happy ending, just a regular massage?

That is the DRAPED option. Striaght massage, you remain under the sheet.

Can you do the ending at the beginning? or more then one if I pay you more?

NO

What are your hours?

Usually first appointment around 9 am, last appointment up to 9 pm 7 days a week. Although if you book in advance  I will accommodate earlier and later. 

Where are you located?

Millwoods, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Do you bill to sunlife, manulife, or can I get a receipt for my insurance?

No

Can you give me a receipt?

Sure, but it will say "holistic services" YOU... (YOU will have to call YOUR insurance compAny to see if they will reimburse you for that service....some will , some wont..that is why YOU have to call YOUR insurance company.

What types of payment do you accept?

Cash and bitcoin - (text for wallet address and value)

Is the ending included?

HENCE the words "all inclusive" its INCLUDED in the pricing. 

Can I get more if I pay more?

NO! 

If I tip you extra can you do extra?

NO!

Is anything else offered in person that isn't offered on the site?

NO!

Do you do mobile massage?

Yes but it would be cheaper for you to rent a car or use uber as I charge A LOT to transport my massage table and other massage essential items. Massage will only be given on a massage table. And you have to be in a decent hotel. I will never go to a motel or your residence, Sorry, me feeling safe is worth more than your relaxation. 

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